The war ends, yet Eren Jaeger is the sole person left alive. With the blood of his beloved ones in his hands, he closes his eyes, but when he opens them, he's five again. With newfound ambitions, Eren decides to use his second chance to protect his loved ones at all cost. This time, everything will be different. Start: January 4th, 2021 Finish: ~

A Big Beautiful Woman. A Jerk with A Heart of Gold. Slap-Slap-Kiss. Unresolved Sexual Tension. Wouldn't you read it? Due to random universe warping-shenanigans, Simone Sumpter is now rooming with Humanity's Strongest. He's a hot angsty piece of ass, but Simone can't focus on that because the government is hot on he and the Survey Corps' scent, making the dimension hop seem not so random. Will Simone and Levi make out? Will they ever bump uglies? Why is Simone such a perv? Why are these the only questions being addressed? Find out in A Shitty Love!

-in which a girl with the miraculous power to turn into any animal is discovered by the Survey Corps. • "shoes are for losers." •