❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named...
❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18
❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...
[COMPLETE] "So imma need those digits." "Isn't that a bit too fast? You don't even know my name or-" "Of your credit card, you idiot." ═════════════════════════════ A boy calls in to a hotline for help on how to win his dream girl. There he meets up with Representative 103 who finds his situation quite amusing...
Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend y...
"This is Holvan's Sushi hotline, how may I help you?" "That's one sexy voice" "Excuse me?" 🍣 A sushi loving girl and a mysterious hotline voice. Can I say much more? (Cover by @Mistalee_ ) ------- Like Dialogue books? Up for trying something new? Check out this book for a quick and easy read. It's a short and sweet d...
"Are you British?" "Well according to 23andMe, partly. My dislike of tea, however, says no." "That's such a stereotype!" "Honey, I'm a walking stereotype. Long live the queen!" /// Phone calls between a British girl and an American boy. Let's try not to start another war /// Part of the dialogue series! Can be read a...