" This is fifty shades of fucked up, " It's Harry Potter and his friends fifth year of Hogwarts and they are starting to have some fun. These are the parts that JK Rowling never added... Perfect for all you motherfuckers with dirty minds... WARNING: smut. Slow updates** running out of shit ideas, please share yours...

"Y/n, it's okay if you don't like me back, I just want to tell you what I truly feel about you. Will you stay by my side?" Marco never knew that Star Butterfly would have a sister back in Mewni. And he DEFINITELY didn't expect that she would pay them a visit. Chaos and confusion ensues as they try to go through their ups and downs- mostly downs. Jackie Lynn Thomas gets a LITTLE crazy, while Tom and Janna are just vibing in their corner. *** - marco diaz x fem!reader ☆ she/her pronouns ☆ slightly canon compliant ☆ SUPER UNEDITED. published: August 25, 2016 ended: August 7, 2017

The most cringey, stereotypical, cliche wattpad story DISCLAIMER: this is not my idea, I was inspired by some other people who also made stories making fun of wattpad stereotypes. The characters Xing and Jck are inspired by 2mas and xing from "The worst story on wattpad" by arctic stars https://www.wattpad.com/story/6353209-worst-story-on-wattpad-%E2%9C%93 However the plot/storyline is my own.