Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other. (Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who's got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.) NOTE: ITS NOT MY BOOK, PLEASE DONT REPORT ME, ALL CREDITS GO itjustkindahappened ON AO3

After quitting the Auror department at the ripe old age of twenty two, Harry Potter finds a nice, uneventful job in an apothecary. At least, it's uneventful until his old rival Draco Malfoy comes into the shop. They strike up an unlikely friendship, which evolves into an increasingly convoluted scheme, which then snowballs spectacularly out of control into a tangle of lies and blurred lines. They'd agreed to a fake relationship ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ̶ in Harry's case, to get the wizarding world to take him off his 'perfect saviour' pedestal, and in Draco's case, just to be given a chance in wizarding society at all ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ̶ but neither of them expected just how difficult that might really turn out to be. Especially when the stakes grow ever higher, and they both start falling for each other. Just a little bit. ______________________________________________ •Written March 2017 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ̶ May 2020• [Complete, 52k words] The first 5 chapters were beta'd back in early 2018 by @ItsATwix, @SimonTheVampir, & @drarryislifeforme; the first 7 in autumn 2019 by my friend @CoraWritesThings. Thank you all for the feedback! ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ Title & original inspiration from '18' by Anarbor. (Photo featured on cover by Vasilisa A./Hoang Thien Nga [user: @lisaeeva] via Instagram; 'Le Pain Quotidien'. Link to original post in first chapter. All edits Mine.)

He was shaking, bleeding and scared. There was a slightly stunned look in his eyes - as if he were drugged, and he looked as if he had been assaulted. Among the injuries that James could identify, his right arm was the one that attracted the most attention, being a mixture of black and red. He was completely soaked. "C-can I come in?" "Well, seeing that you are a Death Eater and we are in the middle of a war." James said. "I don't see why not" Before passing out, Regulus Black whispered in his arms: "I didn't know where else to go" > This story is also posted on AO3 under the name Silverfield (if you find it anywhere else, let me know) > This story is also posted in spanish on wattpad under the name Jennifer Siza (she's the one responsible for the english - spanish translation) (if you find it anywhere else, let me know)

ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖 ✔︎ 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕟𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕠 𝕠𝕟 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖'𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕪. (𝔼𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕙 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕣, 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖) 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕: 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝟙𝟛𝕥𝕙, 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕: 𝕁𝕦𝕝𝕪 𝟙𝟝𝕥𝕙, 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘 𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 𝟞𝟝.𝟝𝕜 #𝟙 𝕚𝕟 𝕚𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕕 #𝟝 𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 #𝟙𝟠 𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕀 𝕠𝕓𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀'𝕞 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕁.𝕂. ℝ𝕠𝕨𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕣 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕤 𝕀𝕟𝕔. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖.

A grumpy boy Cinderella and a childish prince-what could possibly go wrong?! Cinder is a young shoemaker who just wants to do his job. The only one to support his irresponsible stepmother and stepsisters, the last thing on his mind is the prince's ball. He'd much rather stay home alone and clean...too bad his fairy godmother has other plans and drags him to the ball against his will! It's love at first sight-for Gem, the prince. Cinder just hopes to never see the obnoxious guy again. Too bad Gem is such a hopeless romantic that he searches the entire country for his mysterious guest...and winds up enlisting Cinder's help as a shoemaker to find the owner of the one shoe he kept from his crush? The pay is good, but for how long can Cinder hide his identity while pretending to help the bratty Gem? And what happens when the two start finding common ground after all? At this rate it won't be long until Cinder is hard pressed for his sanity...

Max Codham is Calamity, the ruthlessly hilarious villain with the worst of luck and the coolest of BB guns. Kevin Weld is Captain Kind, the strong, humble superhero who always shows up to save the day, no matter how hard the job. They are sworn enemies, battling every week in the streets and back corners of LA. But the worst part? They're neighbors. When a certain night leads to something unexpected, the duo has to face the damning question that could end their rivalry. Are they enemies... or friends?

Flynn Rider being hungry for Gordon's dick 😩🤌