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*** I get a call from an unknown number and I have a vague idea of who it might be. "911 what's your emergency?" I answer, holding back a laugh. "Don't fuck with me Elena. Now tell where you are so I can pick you up and... Talk." Damn, he's sexy when he's angry. I bit my lip, looking for the metro sign. "Your kind of talk and my kind of talk are completely different at the moment" I laugh, spotting what I was looking for. "Oh yeah? You don't know until you try, isn't that right, principessa? " he says huskily, almost making me stop in my tracks. *** Helen is one witty funny girl and Dante is one driven Mafia head. What happens when they accidentally reenact one of their childhood fairytales? I guess you'll need to read to find out.

*COMPLETED* *EDITING ON PROCESS* "can you not be so horny for godsakes! I'm your bestfriend... remember?" I said throwing a fit, obviously panicking "'bestfriends'?... seriously?" he chuckled casually My ears were burning and my cheeks were on fire. This isnt him... but, at the same time it is him. "YES! all those times when we were younger, we ate, slept and played together. You've just been my friend for all my li-" I tried to explain him that our relationships have boundaries but he cut me off in the middle "cant we do that now?" he said with his lips parted, breathing heavily "like you said.... eat, sleep.. and play?" he smirked at my face inching closer towards me. That was it and I couldnt move any more. -------------------- Azalea Stevens is a 17 year old girl who goes to Somerfield High. Her life practically revolved around 5 boys, who ended up becoming her best friends. Everything was going smoothly for her, but one day day, her bestfriend stumbles back into his worst nightmares. The unseen misfortune that waits in disguise, reveals a beyond-the-science discovery of a superior species. Little did she know that, this misfortune began with her very bestfriend, who's now deeply entangled in the claws of a monster. He, was her first bestfriend, her first mistake and her first regret. And He, broke her. Will she be able to find the truth? Will she be able to hide her thoughts? Will she be able to hide her soul from his enchanting eyes? -------------------- [UNEDITED: contains grammatical mistakes (foetus writing- first few chapters). EDITING ON GOING. DISCLAIMER: This content is purely based on my own imagination. Plagarisation is not allowed and will not be entertained. All the characters are purely based on fiction and any resemblance of any characters to real life or other stories is purely conincidental.

· Última parte de "Una Perfecta Equivocación" · · Contiene escenas +18 · Todo empezó cuando Olivia manda por error un mensaje al chat grupal donde está toda su clase, diciendo con qué chico se casaría, a quien besaría y a quién mataría. Éste último es Jax DeLuca, que por cosas del destino empieza a aparecer en todos lados: es su nuevo vecino, su compañero de trabajo... y también insoportable. Hasta que se enamora de él. Ahora, el destino les da a Jax y a Olivia la oportunidad de un viaje juntos. La oportunidad de ser más que amigos, o quizás... de tener "Una Perfecta Despedida".

After having her heart broken by the boy she'd been in love with her whole life, Brimmy Somell decides to take a little...vacation. Little does she know, it turns out to be much more permanent than she had originally thought. After meeting tall, sexy, and mysterious Marcello Pietro, Brimmy finds herself having to make a life-changing decision and putting herself in a dangerous position she'd never imagined to be in. °•°●°•°●°•°●°•° "I love you." He says with no hesitation. It takes a moment for my hazy mind to catch up. I'm still in a daze, mesmerized by his perfections, and the deep dimple set in his cheek. I blink, "What?" "Don't make me say it again." He says, sounding frustrated, but I catch the hint of embarassment in his voice as he runs his hand through his hair and takes a step back. I grab a hold of the neckline to his shirt and yank him back within close proximity of me. "What if I want you to say it again?" I ask, studying his eyes. "Isn't it enough that I said it once?" He scowls, trying to pull back, but I restrain him from doing so. "Nope. Just say it one more time and I'll be satisfied." I state bravely, feeling a boost of confidence I didn't have earlier. He glances down, then looks back up into my eyes, allowing me to spot the vulnerability and uncertainty he feels. "I love you." He says, putting more strength in his voice than he looks to have. I grin, pulling him in for a kiss, but right before I do, I say the one phrase that will seal my fate, "I love you too, big, bad mafia boss." ••••• The story may be rough but the comment section makes up for it. ••••• Word count: 51,173 ••••• Written and published 2018-2019

"You are mine!" He roars. "I will do whatever it takes to make you know that. Whether it means I lock you up in a prison and throw away the key." Footsteps come rushing into the dining room, and I turn to see multiple men--guards I suppose, flanking one another. Each of their hands rest on things within their jackets. Which i can only guess are guns. What else would they be? He waves them off and stalks towards me, standing behind my chair. I try to turn my head to look behind me, at him, but his hands move to the sides of my face, stopping me. "I can give you the world Mia. I am no fool. I know that love takes time, and I will give you as much as it takes. But you are mine." He says so calmly. -------------------------- When Mia Jones, a College student from Australia with a mysterious past is offered the opportunity to work as a translator for a man she had never heard of in New York City, she had assumed it would be a normal job, little did she know it would be the end of her freedom. Matteo Giovanni is the most feared Mafia leader in New York, and the whole country, heir to the Italian Mafia, he is used to getting what he wants. And when he sees Mia walk into his office for a job interview, he knows he wants her. She is his light, and he is her darkness. Will Mia ever be able to escape Matteo and the Mafia, or will she fall in love before she can stop herself? WARNING: Within this story there is coarse language, themes and violence. ______________________ #1 in Romance 29/10/2020 ----------------------------------- Began: 21/08/2020 Completed: 13/01/2021

"Come here," I just ignored him like I always do and continued looking out my window. "Mila," I heard him call my name in his deep Italian accent and I almost obeyed to his commands but I had to stand my ground. "Mila stai iniziando a farmi incazzare." He said loudly but I couldn't understand what he was saying (Translation) "Mila you're starting to piss me off." "You act like I can understand you dickwad," I turn to him angrily. I don't know why I'm so angry. He really did nothing wrong but I knew I made a huge mistake so I quickly rushed over to him and said, "Luc I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me, but I really am sorry," He grabs me by the waist and pulls me in between his legs and says, "If you ever pull that shit again I will kill you. I will put several bullets into your skull," _-_-_ Mila Fanely gets fired from her job as a nanny. It's her final day and she takes the baby home with her because Luca Revellio, the father of the baby, won't come pick him up. She gets a knock on her door at 3 in the morning and a guy asks for the baby. He then proceeds to invite her to be their personal nanny for the baby because he cries all night and they haven't slept in days. She accepts, and that is where Luca and her story begins.

Asentí con la cabeza, consiente de que tal vez no vería mi gesto, y como una nena pequeña que asustada corre a resguardarse dentro de las cobijas, me adentré en la cama. Podía sentir un cálido y electrizante calor irradiando de Alexander, quien se encontraba a un lado mío, provocando que mi corazón se acelerara a una velocidad casi imposible. Y entonces, pude enfocarlo a la perfección, una vez que mis ojos se habían acostumbrado a la oscuridad de la habitación. Estábamos rostro a rostro, a escasos centímetros de distancia el uno del otro, y mi rodilla rozaba casi imperceptiblemente su pierna. Pude ver como Alexander sonreía débilmente. -Respira, Kate -dijo con voz suave. Todos los derechos de esta historia reservados a Andrea Ameneyro. OBRA REGISTRADA en Safe Creative bajo el código: 2008084964919 y en INDAUTOR bajo el código 03-2023-101912030000-01

[T-E-R-M-I-N-A-D-A] ✓ Pasión y poder. Aquí no hay lugar para el amor, ¿O si? Bienvenido al infierno más llameante y peligroso que pueda llegar a existir. Ella está preparada para resurgir de las cenizas en que la convirtieron. Arrasará todo a su paso, y al final, gobernará las calles más oscuras, dejando solo caos a su alrededor. Altiva. Ambiciosa. Apasionada. Astuta. Anastasia Abramov. Esta historia contiene escenas de sexo y violencia (+21) Obra registrada en el Registro Nacional de Derechos de Autor de Colombia y en Safe Creative. Colombia, 2021. Se prohíbe su copia, reproducción y/o adaptación.

'"I'll show you what to do. Get on your knees," he demands, his voice low like a growl. I can only do what he requests, nodding submissively as I fold my hands carefully in my lap, watching as he scoots closer to the edge of the bed. "Teach me. I want to know how to make you feel good," I whisper. I lean into his hand as he gently strokes the pad of his thumb against the curve of my cheekbone. He tucks the loose strands of my hair back behind my ear and then sinks his teeth into his bottom lip. "Good girl, Blossom. Good girl."' 🌸🌸🌸 Eager as ever to continue their relationship in their dream city, New York, Lexi Brooks and Bryce Bradshaw have to learn how to stick by each other despite all the things they encounter in their new home; new opportunities, new friendships, and most importantly, new potential romantic interests. Now knowing that his father is keeping some deep, dark secret from him, Bryce tries his best to dig it out despite having to hide secrets of his own from his naive girlfriend. He could never imagine living without her, and he knows that the line between protecting her from the truth and telling her purely lies is now very, very blurred. 🌸🌸🌸 'Something There' Book #2