my shit
10 stories
fish ✧ louis booty by satired
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"well it's in there pretty far"
film // irwin [slow updates] by satired
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she rents his favorite movie. she keeps his heart.
cake » hood by satired
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a pretty girl says he can't cook, so he bakes a cake. highest rank: short story #459
the gif collection [slow updates] by satired
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so um uh yeah. gifs with stories woo.
single riders  by satired
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in which two people come in as single riders and come out as not so single riders.
mary poppins ❄ hemmo by satired
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in which a boy falls for mary poppins at disneyland.
aladdin ❄ hood [coming soon] by satired
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in which aladdin falls for not jasmine, but carpet.
fetch lyrics by satired
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do i really need to explain? if so, read on c:
balloons ❄ irwin by satired
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in which a boy who sells balloons at disneyland falls for the girl with minnie mouse ears. highest rank: short story #484
the omegle book by satired
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just some of my omegle chats because i think i'm funny (but i'm really not)