!!!WARNING!!! Extreme sexual content, BDSM, swearing!!! If these things make you uncomfortable, especially since they are all paired with Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning, then I suggest you DO NOT READ!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Baldi is no longer the angry and abusive man he once was towards his students, he's become a lot happier and nicer to everybody lately. And he has you, his precious "teacher's pet" to thank for his new and improved mood. But what exactly do you do for him that helps cure his "stress"?

Sooooo for some reason this fic got removed from my account, and I don't know why (Sr Pelo voice: I don't know whyyyyy). So I'm gonna just casually reupload this and hope to god it doesn't get taken down again. Pls let my sin stay up, it's one of my greatest accomplishments QvQ btw I'm reuploading the copy that was uploaded onto my friend/cowriter's AO3 account, so hecc Cover image created by KoffeeSpace on DeviantART ________ You were just a normal person attending school; after all, who doesn't? The only difference is, you had a massive crush on your math teacher. Y'know, the one that slams his math ruler on your ass if you get a problem incorrect? It was that specific reason, amongst others, that you had it hard for him. And, here comes that time of the school-year where your teachers teach you about the Birds and the Bees. Your long-felt lustful desires for good ol' Baldi distract you once more, leading to a detention. With fear of being kicked from his class for your unacceptable behavior- or worse, expelled for it- the unexpected happens during your detention session. Both unexpected, and amazingly satisfying to your sinful urges.