"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

Craig reluctantly agrees to dress up for Halloween this year, not expecting much from it. However, he notices something strange when passing through the woods. -Rated M for gore/violence.

Craig wasn't in the best of moods to say the least, or for that matter, even all of the week. Yet somehow, somehow, he got talked into and agreeing to meet up with one, Kenny McCormick, on this Saturday afternoon.

An awkward boy moves in right across from Craig's house, and he can't help but feel an overwhelming curiosity toward him-one he desperately wants to smother until it disappears. But things take a turn in the opposite direction when that very boy shows up at his door, a massive instrument in hand, ready to spend three days a week under his roof. The more Craig wants him gone, the closer they become. Or, where Tweek starts teaching Tricia how to play the cello, and Craig just can't get him out of his head.

Tweek x Craig Craig Tucker has been crushing on one of his friends for years now. He needs to tell him how he feels before it's too late. Unfortunately, every attempt he's made has gone wrong. Includes smut, language, mentions of s/h, obsessive behavior, and violence

Stan and Craig never got along with each other. That was until Tweek broke up with Craig. Craig was heartbroken and just to make things better he got paired up with his enemy,Stanly Marsh, in a group project with his friend,Kyle. Craig just might lose his mind.

Craig Tucker had always found the strange boy who joined his school a month or so ago, named Kenny, interesting. He never seemed to speak, is always alone, and is always covered from head to toe in heavy clothes. Everything but his eyes that is. And one day, Craig finds himself looking at them and seeing something a bit... off.

One day after school while searching through a junkyard, involuntarily, Craig stumbles across something he never thought could be real, nor exist. An android. ---- (Main pairing is Crenny, with one-sided Creek.)

"Have you ever gotten everything you've ever wanted?" "No. But I once got very close." Kenny McCormick, the school play boy known for getting anyone he's ever wanted, was dared to get Craig Tucker, the seemingly emotionless boy, to fall for him. Before hand warning bc I will not be warning you at the start of chapters like i did for my creek story(I feel like it just spoils it a little) (also except for smut. I'll warn yall for smut.) (Kenny's hypersexual, so like overly sexual talk) Smut and lemon Abuse Substance use Alcohol use Underage drinking Foul language(slurs) Death Suicidal thoughts/actions Suicide Self-harm BoyxBoy Angst Don't read if you don't wanna see that stuff. (They're 18, btw 😼)

Idk how tf this got 5k tbh- Kyles dating Stan and Craigs dating Tweek, or at least they were until after Kyle let Stan go after realizing Stan won't change for him no matter what he says. And Tweek lets Craig go due to them both knowing that what they're doing isn't for what they really feel. Craig and Kyle both find each other in situations at a certain time in their lives, leading them to build a friendship they never thought would happen. Both of them start to grow even bigger feelings than they wanted to, but it's not like theres something they can do about it besides ignoring them. Though stan knows the truth, and he's not to happy about it. /just a side note: if u dont even ship cryle thats fine cuz i dont either but like if u like drama and like kicking ur feet type of stories u should 100% read this/ ⚠️WARINING⚠️ CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, DRUG ABUSE, ALCOHOL ABUSE, SEXUAL SITUATIONS- (I put tw at beginning of chapters but later in the story I don't cuz they just spoil everything so this is ur warning lma0 😍) #1 Kyle #1 Kylebroflovski #1 cryle #1 craigxkyle #1 craigxtweek -COVER NOT MINE-