I've been reviewing stories on Wattpad for a while now and, boy, has that been a journey. Your stories have made me gasp and squeal. Your stories have made me laugh and cry. But, from time to time, your stories have made me cringe. In commemoration of my review store hitting 100 reviews, I thought it was about time to break down my reviewing journey, with the help of a fellow reviewer, @awesomeSTG. This book will contain chapters regarding the common errors I see in stories, it will offer tips on how to make your story professional, and there will also be some sneaky rants about what people expect from a reviewer. Welcome to 101 Writing Tips from an Exhausted Reviewer, featuring two very exhausted reviewers: @ray_of_sunshine9 and @awesomeSTG. Or, as perfectly said by @awesomeSTG: Ladies and gentlemen, folks far and wide! Sharpen your quills, prepare your scrolls, and polish your fire-resistant armours, for we shall finally cool off your burning queries - or scorch you even more - with our word of wisdom (namely rants) and advice! Hear ye, hear ye! And the incredible cover is done by the very talented @g_beckford - thank you so much!

.....I believe the title explains it.

I'm not going to tell you you can't make your oc an uchiha. I won't tell you that an incredibly pretty oc is cliche (it's an anime fanfiction, everyone is good looking.) It really doesn't matter if you want to make your oc an overpowered ninja (naruto is one and people still like him). This is an actual guide on how to make a realistic naruto based original character, no matter what kekkei genkai you give them or how many people are in love with them. I'm focusing mainly on how to make your character seem as believable as possible.

It's just a book for ranting purposes. Keep in mind that everything here is my opinion. None of its content is meant to offend anyone in any way, shape or form. If you don't agree with me then it's okay. Just don't be a bitch about it. (None of the pictures used here belongs to me)

Some of you have the strangest fan fictions I have ever seen. Now, I'm not saying that I'm a god as writing Naruto fics, but I know a thing or two. If your a butthurt loser, don't read this. Alright, lets get on with the tea, muchachos.

A glorified rant containing within itself: serial killers, rants, templates, muses, bad jokes, good jokes, mostly bad jokes, insults, talk of drowning, loss of bone mass, and a certain unbearable Mary Sue named Celeste. Oh, and there's a guide in there somewhere. But I don't think that's too important. --Yamomisa III, Supreme Overlady of the Universe, AMI, Esq. a.k.a. --Misa

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey-if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? ((Not my book! Original writer is 'peccolia' on fanfiction.net)) ((This book made me cry)) ((Not Itachi x oc))((Not edited))

Pink hair. Green eyes. An annoying Inner. Out of all worlds... I get the blood-crazed, psychotic one? Oh haha. Apparently, God had a sense of humor. OC-Insert.

One night a mysterious figure drops off a baby boy in front of the Hokage's door. Tsunade leaves it to Sakura and Naruto to take care of the baby but what they soon find out is that the baby isn't a normal baby. #1 narusaku 11/18/19

Naruto & Sakura should, SHOULD, be happy with their lives as Hokage and as an Uchiha respectively. But the reality is far from perfect. Naruto's joke of a marriage to Hinata and Sakura's stressful life reaching a breaking point could be enough to make them re-evaluate where their lives are and where they went wrong. And maybe, just maybe, they can find the happiness they thought they would have. Divorce fic, NaruSaku, anti-ending, anti-SS, anti-NH. Cover art by lovelastart. Used with expressed permission.