"I'm sorry, Violet." -Duncan Quagmire Ranks: #3-dunclet(7-25-18) #5-duncanquagmire(7-30-18) #34-unfortunate(9-16-18) #56- violetbaudelaire(9-24-18) #150-asoue(8-25-18)

Dear Reader, If you are looking for a story about three children and their best friend going on adventures in a adventurous and safe city, you'd better pick up some other book. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a story about the perilous flight of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, and their stay in an unfortunate city with unfortunate secrets and even more unfortunate villains. Gotham City is hardly a city for a common rat found in English sewers, let alone three, ( and later four ) young people. I am sorry to tell you this, but it is how the story goes. I DO NOT OWN A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS OR DC COMICS!!

After Count Olaf died, the Baudelaire's lives are safe....? No. Most definitely not. The Baudelaires have always been unfortunate yet lucky. But will their luck run out?

Klaus, Violet, Sunny and Beatrice Baudlaire find themselves on a boat sailing to start a new life, but when danger seems to return can they survive and find a happily ever after?

Dear Reader, I have kept this hidden file and sequel to my most successful book series; A Series of Unfortunate Events because I have decided to abruptly end it on Book the Thirteenth already. But it turns out, you all had fell in love with the series and so I am here to give you what you have all been bargaining for years. Here in this sequel, you will encounter a new generation of characters, a new generation of V.F.D., a new generation of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Apparently, I am too old and weak and some of my enemies have discovered my hidden location, I must find a new place to hide before my enemies capture me and regain all my secret works and weapons against them. For now, I shall hand over these files to one of my newest apprentices, who will be the one to assist in helping my editor publish and regain this new source to you devoted readers, and to accompany all of you in reading this treacherous tale. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket --x highest ranking: #2 in Codes out of 100 stories - 5/13/18

What if the Baudelaire parents never died? What if the Quagmires never got separated from the Baudelaires? What if the Baudelaires never left the island? What if Beatrice never shot the poisonous dart? What if Monty never died? This story is based off of the TV show, not the books. (NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS) EDITED✓

What if I was the only one Baudelaire child? What if I wasn't as close to my aunt Josephine as I was to my uncle Monty, and a disturbingly awkward Count Olaf. What if my uncle Monty died? What if uncle Monty just died from old age? What if I was forced to go to an orphanage instead of Mr. Poe passing me onto more relatives? That's what this story is about.