Alexander wasn't gay Why would Lafayette and Mulligan ever believe something so stupid like that? Was it because he said that The Rock was hot or the fact that he always tries to flirt with that freckled boy? Yeah, who I am kidding? Everyone knows that Alexander is gayer than a rainbow. But he didn't seem to realize that everyone already knew. Why try to hide the obvious??

Just what it says on the tin - a collection of my poetry. Some are deep, some are comparing God to a mars bar (long story), but all took varying degrees of time and effort.