**!!This is based on a series of dreams and is 100% satire!!** Through unfortunate circumstances Y/N meets Neil, a lonely nerd in desperate need of love. He's so desperate, in fact, he's willing to take you hostage and lock you in his basement if it means he can spend time with you. Hilarity and hijinks quickly ensue

One night a boy named Shia Labeouf gets stuck into Rob Cantor mega pizzaplex and he doesn't know what to do. He takes refuge into one of the robots at the place and together him and Rob Cantor spend their time trying to get Shia Labeouf out of the mega pizzaplex but something deeper is happening. And things might not be what they seem as Shia starts to see a random banana going after him.

omg mom sold y/n to tally hall?!? like the bidding omg

HI IM SORRY FOR ABANDONING ALL MY FANFICS I HAVE A BAD TENANCY OF DOING THAT LOLOLOLZ BUT IT SEEMS ALL MY SHITPOST FICS SEEM TO DO BETTER THAN MY ACTUAL SERIOUS FICS SO WHY NOT MAKE ANOTHER SHITPOST FIC?// Y/n is doing homework🤒🤒🤒🤒 (what a loser lmfao) and suddenly😲🤯‼️⁉️⁉️ some1 knocks on her door 😡❗❗😡😡🚪🚪🚪😠😠🚪🚪 SHE OPENS IT AND ITS THE TALLY BALLS GANG™ 😛 they refuse to leave and now live with her. OH EM GEE 🤣☺️☺️🤣☺️☺️🤣🤣 WHAT WILL HER DUMBASS DO ⁉️❗🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈🍝🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

You (Y/N), a loser, sad, & cringe emo "orphan" (sort of) wake up one Saturday in your orphanage thinking it's gonna be a normal day. BUT NO. Instead, you get ADOPTED by Tally Hall. Which you are a huge fan of. WARNING: this fic is obviously cringe. a ton of cringe. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (WILL have very slow updates) (this is all a joke, not to be taken seriously!!!)

Burgerpants has been working as long as he can remember. He seen different monsters after monsters until he saw someone different. (Name)... Disclaimer: I do not own Undertale nor the characters or location.

THIS IS A JOKE ISTG your mom is a world-famous drug dealer, and while you were playing around in her...factory or whatever, you accidentally got confused as a drug and got shipped! you were found at some guy named neil carcasseater's house and you become friends..or more? but as everything is happy and cheery with nail ciagrharmrajaoeora, you discover the awful truth about your mom.. and neil LMFAO WHAT IS THIS PLOT HELP

a beautiful story featuring banana milk, the zaza monster, and neil cicierega. (both spanish and english translations)

FEB/20/21 - JAN/23/22 Farewell~° Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon (Aesthetic) Edits --- Random Imagery of Kneel Cigarettes (memes are included) --- The edits are 100% made by me lol --- If you want as the wallpaper...well sure --- (The edit) Repost? Please credit if use 🤡