About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

this is the best creation I have ever made read this to change your life some of yall wildin in the comments 😩

You were never the type to seek out older men, in fact men in general. Your passions were strictly focused upon cooking and winning. And that's why being on Hell's Kitchen would be a great step in your culinary career. However, the ticking of the clock wasn't the only thing that made your heart race, and the goal to please Gordon wasn't just palpable when the cameras were turned on. As odd as it may look, Gordon and you were a very unlikely fitting pair. He was like the french fries to your chocolate shake. But lets not get ahead of ourselves you gotta read this shit.

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(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

An 18 year old boy named James Rucker was looking for a new job to buy himself a new car. He came across Freddy's Anime Convention, so he takes the job. Everything is fine at first, that is when the anime animatronic girls start acting weird. The girls are wanting to suffocate him with their bodies. Could James make it out alive from the sexy animetronic babes? (UPDATE: I had to change the plot, because the previous plot I came up with was too weird! Please don't be mad at me for this) Five Nights in Anime belongs to Mairusu Paua

Sonic x papa Smurf because it's hot 😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵😩😫😫🥺🥺🥵😩 This is obviously satire please don't take seriously 😐

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Don't question it. Just read. the actual drapple part is like 3 chapters long and then its just a place were i say things