"I don't know what you've done before, but I promise you, it will never get you in more trouble than being involved with me."

"Why are you looking at me like you know who I am?" [Sequel to "Lust"]

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."

"Even magic can't create a feeling this beautiful."

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

"If this is what hell feels like, then I'm not afraid to die."