this is the most detailed hard core smut you will have ever read in one chapter

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise

A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?

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