Part 1 of The Universe of False Pretenses The solicitor was convinced that the only way to salvage the Malfoy family name was marriage to a certain muggle-born witch. "Granger is one of the people who has witnessed every single negative aspect of my personality. The moment she sees me act decent, her defenses will shoot up. She'll know from her gut that something is wrong." Draco paused, twirling the glass of firewhiskey in his hand. "So... you're going to offer it to her? Like a deal?" Blaise was positively sure that the Malfoy heir had gone mental. What could he possibly present to his longtime mortal enemy to get her to agree? *A story that uses the most common tropes in Dramione fanfiction... Then changes how it's done. Cover photo by: viridianne Italian translation by: Rose_16 (@Roseangela259)

"...he's twenty-six years old, and to this day I don't think he's ever finished himself off inside of a woman..." --- Hermione and Pansy work in a shop together. Draco, Harry, Theo and Blaise all work together at the Ministry. They all meet up every Friday at the pub to have drinks. Pansy has a new fantasy potion that she likes to call 'The Erised Effect' that she's keen to try out on willing participants ... Boys are so easy to manipulate when alcohol is involved .... I DON'T OWN THIS STORY! IT BELONGS TO ADA_P_RIX

The War is won, and Hermione Granger is back at Hogwarts as an Eighth Year, feeling reckless and determined to shed her prim bookworm persona. Also returning is Draco Malfoy, universally hated but determined to restore his family's name. Hermione's hopes for a quiet school year are quickly dashed as she contends with mischievous First Years, killer plants, enchanted hair accessories, a totally inappropriate Moaning Myrtle, renegade Death Eaters, a nice vampire, a poorly named study group, a depraved party, and mysterious, threatening blood messages on the castle walls. We have redemption, partial redemption and (sadly or hilariously) no redemption at all. Throw in a snarky, disturbingly attractive Draco with his own secret agenda, and we have a very slow-burn Dramione with a side of who-dun-it. COMPLETE!

When she's kidnapped by death eaters, Hermione Granger learns that her blood is a key ingredient in a potion to resurrect Voldemort. However, it only works if she's a virgin. Can she convince Draco Malfoy to help her out? Postwar Eighth Year EWE. Originally posted on ffn.

After the war last year's 7th years have been invited back to Hogwarts in order to finish school. What does Hermione do to escape from Ron's abusive behavior, and who is there to help her? I don't own any of these characters. They were all created by Queen J.K. Rowling. Slightly inappropriate

WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES - Read at your own risk After the Second Wizarding War, what does the Brightest Witch of the Age do with herself? Eighth year at Hogwarts of course! But this year is different. Different from the rest because this year is about more than O.W.Ls and N.E.W.Ts. Hermione learns what it means to become a woman and that for a certain platinum blonde bad boy, the most powerful magic lies between her legs. It starts with her legs and ends with her heart but what does the Golden Trio heroine do when the one person who stands in her way happens to be the father of the man she now loves??

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger? Impossible some would say but nothing is impossible. True love always conquers in the end and hopefully it will conquer in this story too. The war is over at long last and with some hard labour, time and a final wave of the wand, Hogwarts is reconstructed to look like its old self. The secret passageways, the pesky house elves and the magnificent food. It's only fair to let the people who missed their last year of Hogwarts to come back and have all the opportunities that they could ever want. This is why Harry, Ron and Hermione came back to Hogwarts, thankful to be away from the chaos of people asking for their photographs and signatures. Draco Malfoy also came back after being cleared of his previous records. He has always had strong feelings for Hermione but had never acted on them. He had decided to stay away from her this year but that was made difficult as Hermione was Head Girl and he was Head Boy. Will the two most unlikely people fall in love at long last?

[COMPLETED] I know this concept is a bit overdone but I promise to make it interesting. This takes place a few years after the war. Just to clarify, the story is better than the description. I suck at writing descriptions. Highest rankings: #1 in Hermione, #1 in Dramione, #1 in Kinsley, #1 in GinnyPotter, #6 in DracoMalfoy, #175 in Magic, and others but I keep forgetting to keep track

After the Wizarding war the seventh years were able to return. Now this is no ordinary return, with the last of our hero's coming back to Hogwarts, the ministry has one hell of a surprise. The wizarding world is in shambles, the remaining death eaters are awaiting trial, those who switched sides last minute remain on house arrest. Now things need to change, no one should be prioritising blood lines and in an attempt to prevent a single argument breaking out based on someone's blood the ministry is playing match maker. Only one certain witch was about to find out everything she knew, wasn't exactly her life.

Summary: "Your loyalties begin and end with me now, Granger, or have you forgotten?" he spat bitterly. At the request of the Order, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy, a man she'd only ever known as her enemy. This decision leads her on a winding path of tumultuous consequences that even she could not have predicted. Dramione War AU. Rating: E -- "I'll do it," she whispered. The room was dead silent following her words, an eerie stillness in the air as her words cemented the life-altering agreement. Eventually, Dumbledore broke the silence. "You may, in time, be able to pursue a relationship outside of what you will have with Mr. Malfoy-" "I won't," she said tonelessly. "I'll be bound to him, and unable to truly be intimate with anyone but him. You do not have to sugarcoat it for me."