E okay I guess I'm doing this now W elcome to my crackbook! There will be cursing so beware- Also most of these chapters will be based off of conversations I've had on insta-

my object show crack book yee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA full of random bfb stuff. very few ii crossovers.. may or may not be high from inhaling every kitchen herb in my kitchen including salt, pepper and sugar..

the bfb contestants have fun while they are waiting for the next bfb to come out Bfb,and every character mentioned in this story belongs to jacknjellify

You've seen thousands of these I bet Literally rant

This with hold all of my Oneshots, book ideas, crack, and a little bit of art. Requests are allowed! If you want to request, just comment on a "chapter", and since I get really excited when there's a comment, I'll most likely see it. (If I don't choose your request that means I don't like the ship-) I might also do an, "Ask __" If requested. (All questions ship related will be answered with the ship the au I decide on has) (this is confusing as heck, but I'm just bad at putting thoughts into words, probably why I don't have many friends T-T). All art shown is by me, unless the thing I wrote has something to do with me being inspired by someone else.

That moment that you realize Gelatin, Donut and Naily interacting Will only be in this dumb book...

SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

This is mostly just gonna be iance and Death P.A.C.T because those are honestly the only two teams I care about- For all the Gen Zs, Gen Xs, and the 🅱️oomers who enjoy this type of shit. (SWEAR WARNING: for all the children who get offended by the fuck word you might wanna not read this thanks)

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE BFDI (Mostly Fireafy, Woodrop, Bracecube, TBxGB , Barfrock, 4x, Flower/Ruby/Lollipop love triangle, etc ships.) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEARDROP IS GOD.