mg_007_pete_stark
Y/N's pov-
It was a momentary lapse of judgment alright? My rationality went holidaying to the Andromeda Galaxy along with its bestie aka my brain just for a minute or two, and baaaammmm, I end up being spiritually married to a dude who calls himself my husband.
He calls himself Lithos- something, oi Lithosphere dude what was your name again?
Lethaeus(sighs exasperatedly while pouting)- You wound me, cara mea, it's not lithosphere or anything geographic. (sighs again while running a hand through his hair) Let's do this together, say it with me. It's Le- as in Let me hold you forever, thee- as in Thee summoned, and my very soul responded, and us- as in us being eternally married thanks to you being a chaotic gremlin.
(Years later)-
Y/N- Oi Lithosphere! You're supposed to be some demon lord dude who makes people forget things, no?
Lethaeus(totally used to her misspelling his name deliberately)- yes, dulcis mea, that was my profession until I met you.
Y/N(cue sneering and dramatic monologue's beginning)- I knew it, you hugeee cassanova git, how many women did you kiss, huh, before ending up with me, I've watched in a kdrama that mermaids kiss to make people forget them, so of course you too would have similar principles, wouldn't you? The Moirai,Parcae and Norns have to answer the injustice I've been subjected to today.
Lethaeus(mentally blacklists that kdrama)- Darling, that's not how things work; only incompetent low-level gods or demons would need physical contact for achieving something that trivial. I can do it with a snap of my fingers
Y/N- Ohhh, what if I'm mad at you, and you make me forget that I'm mad at you
Lethaeus- cara mia, when I say I'm powerless around you, it's not just romantic, you're immune to my memory manipulations, quite literally.
Y/N-woahh, that's amazing(walks away totally satisfied)
Lethaeus(sighs in relief)-Now, that was a close call. I almost ignited the furor in her.
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