After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

A beautiful tale about two soulmates who were brought together by fate.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

[Fully Revised and Incomplete] Female Reader Big cities, bustling crowds, getting shoved into lockers just trying to walk through the hall- all normal. Also normal: sitting with Michelle or Peter and Ned without saying a word. Not normal: going out to parties, trying to hang out with said three people, and being yourself because being yourself is hard. Yet it becomes a little easier as time goes by. This story does contain lots of interaction with other characters! The reader should feel involved with the world as a whole rather than just revolving around Peter. Triggers: death, comic violence, insecurities, heart issues All characters, places, plot lines, etc belong to Marvel.

where a boy named frank leaves his kik info in a bathroom urinal at 7/11.

(Sanji x Female Reader) {Edited} This story is for a request by yoruuu and luffythedragonotaku ;) The Straw Hats have wondered from one island to the next, and have found a poster of an assassin who has a unique Lightning ability. When travelling each island the Straw Hats hear stories about the assassin wanted as the name White Lightning. Being a huge problem for the marines, but a hero among the people. When finally meeting this mysterious assassin, Sanji finds this hero to be something else.....

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

Lightning McQueen has a dark secret, if that secret gets out then it could ruin his career in racing.

my legacy.

Welp