It's Rolli's first date with Rita, and he is very excited. He makes frog legs for dinner, plays smooth jazz and shows his true colours ;)

Jim meets the can of flex seal and it changed his life forever. Experience a true love story with this #1 poopyfish times best seller. (that's a joke btw) And enjoy!!!!

Ringo: Do any of you really have any idea what Facebook is for? Paul: *face-palm* George: Ringo, you're on Facebook right now. Ringo: What? John: I'm un-friending him. I can't be seen here with him. 🐙🐙🐙 The beautiful cover was made by @-IAmTheWalrus-!

two drunk men left alone together, nothing bad could possibly happen! something bad happened. NSFW fanfic

𝜚⋅˙₊ a young priest, who's sins constrast with the church he works in, falls in love with the wrong person. ((Y'ALL IT'S SATIRE HELP??))