A religious story about Lord Ryan Reynolds and what he did to protect us. (The first testament)

You go and buy some obamm PANTS at the legings store. there you meet obamA himself! except obamma has a secret. what is it???????? warniong: lots of WEREWOLVES

a very wholesome romantic adventure between a mysterious ogre and a rejected female. "im never gonna give you up." y/n quietly muttered. "Oi mayte ye gud?"

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.