The Ryan Reynolds Religion - an introduction

A religious story about Lord Ryan Reynolds and what he did to protect us. (The first testament)

obama legings (Y/N x Obama)

You go and buy some obamm PANTS at the legings store. there you meet obamA himself! except obamma has a secret. what is it???????? warniong: lots of WEREWOLVES

(emo) shrek x y/n

a very wholesome romantic adventure between a mysterious ogre and a rejected female. "im never gonna give you up." y/n quietly muttered. "Oi mayte ye gud?"

Kermit x reader

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.