Bob x Reader stuff :3 will have NSFW Smut later so. Only on my AO3 though. i don't trust wattpad to handle the raunchiness. I mostly post on AO3 AO3: SalphiraStarsIsOnline You can find a direct link in my about section! One-shots Short Storie Headcanons This book just has everything, man. It's gonna have a lot of adult themes. And I dont mean just smut. Its gonna have alcohol, real adult problems, strong language, and violence Minors plz don't interact

(ʏ/ɴ), ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴠᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋᴇʀ, ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏꜰ ɢɪʀʟ. ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ 21, ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ, ᴋɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴀᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ. ꜱʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ...ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ɪꜱ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛ, ɴᴇʀᴅ ɪɴ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅʀɪɴᴋɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏɪɴɢ. ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅɪᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ. ʙᴜᴛ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇᴅ ɪɴ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴅ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ, ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ ᴠᴇɴᴏᴍ, ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀʟʟᴇʏ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴀ ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴘꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ʜɪꜱ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀʀᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ʜᴇʀ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ, ʜᴇʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Started - August 11, 2020 Finished -

--I have a parasite inside me-- -- who are you calling a parasite!? This is just a horny ass book so don't be surprised.

In an attempt to return to heaven, the cherubs create the "anti-baddie" serum capable of turning a demon into a celestial. Wanting to convert a powerful demon and break him into goodness, they find Asmodeus who is exactly what they are looking for. The bigger the demon they convert, the more chance they will have of being accepted back into heaven...right?

everyone is going crazy for this so why not no one will see it there might be smut I don't know but this is about Bowser finally coming clean about loving Luigi and Luigi is just ".... it took you this long?"

Over the years only one savior of the Mushroom Kingdom is known, but it's all that can be shown while the quiet brother of the 'hero' finds himself sitting in a cage to be in a little plan, of who Mario would pick, his sibling or the Princess? The answer was known to one but not from Bowser who was the one capturing both. (This was written before the movie!)

An (probably unoriginal) AU I thought of where Mario and Luigi are the Princes of the Mushroom Kingdom and Peach and Daisy are their knights/protectors. This is a pretty slow burn fanfic of Bowser and Luigi and I'm publishing this story to get input on it and there aren't many Bowuigi fanfics out there. If the input is good, I'll be more than happy to continue the story because I love this pairing so much. Anyway, enjoy! Also I chose the least accurate cover art for the story >.<

Nero x Reader 04/2019

Bowser after turning into bowsette failed to get Mario has a boyfriend ends up kidnapping Luigi. And they unexpectedly get close. I made this because nobody does fanfic with Luigi x Bowsette and I ship a little so that is how this was made. And plus I think Mario is someone who would stay loyal to his girl. Which actually why there will also be alot of Mario x peach in this too. Not as much as Luigi x Bowsette but it is here.