In which a boy and a girl bond over some pizza Rankings: Short Story: #75 [8.5.2014] - #64 [13.5.2014] - #60 [15.5.2014] - #46 [15.5.2014] - #36 [4.6.2014] - #35 [5.6.2014] - #28 [6.6.2014] - #26 [7/6/2014] - #23 [8.6.2014] Humour: #200 [8.5.2014] - #188 [11.5.2014] - #180 [13.5.2014] - #170 [15.5.2014] - #159 [15.5.2014] - #146 [4.6.2014] - #139 [5.6.2014] - #125 [6.6.2014] - #113 [10.6.2014]

welcome to your very own book of hypnotism. use it wisely.

It was just another game - friends with benefits, fuck buddies - anything you want to call it. The only rule was whoever starts having feelings for the other, looses.

❝i'm all out of tissues❞ ❝please don't tell me you've been crying again❞

[COMPLETED] "in this year i've learnt how to live with what god gave me, but i've also learnt that i'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend."

"you're a little bitch, you know that?" "yeah, but i'm your bitch." she didn't like that he was a douche, but she loved the way he got her soaked. cover creds to my mary magdeline aka @arcticpeters brighteyedirwin; copyright

“It's the last year of high school, what could possibly go wrong?”

"i saved you from yourself when you had no one else left" - michael clifford au

they met at therapy; therapy for sex addicts. (cover by elle)

❞in which two runaways meet in the streets of new york city❞