if you want something to read on a discord call then go to the last chapter thank me later

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

THESE TWO MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE 😏😏🥵🥵🥵🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💕💕💕 [ DISCONTINUED BECAUSE OF LACK OF MOTIVATION ]

I deeply apologise for this book.

Cake.

Donald and Pingu have many great adventures. Sometimes they die. But don't worry, it's a one shot, they reincarnate themselves before the next chapter even starts!!

I'm sorry.

"OH MY GOD DONKAY YUR EUSS IS SO TIGHT" i deeply apologize for this.

Remy wants to become the next masterchef while berry wants to listen to jazz. berry meets remy when he is dating the basic white girl,berry and remy have an affair but soon someone spots them and the basic white girl finds out and she tries to kill berry. berry ends up in the hospital waiting for remy. will he see remy again or will they never see eachother again?

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋