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Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

Here is an attempt at satire that is intended to be an imaginary SNL special serving as a last hurrah for Alec Baldwin's Trump and dedicated to Trump's refusal to accept the results of the 2020 election, but I think it came off somewhat as a cross between SNL and The Daily Show. In this special, President Trump's refusal to accept that he lost to Joe Biden, including his challenges being mostly thrown out, ultimately results in him attempting to sue Biden directly in the Supreme Court. Despite the court rejecting previous attempts at overturning the election, they agree to hear this case either for the lulz or because they want to see if Trump and pals are even capable of presenting concrete evidence to support their claims. It took a month to work on this; I hoped to get this finished before the electors formally cemented Biden's win on December 14, 2020, but college and bad internet kept getting in the way. Host: Jon Stewart (in place of Timothee Chalamet) Musical guest: Bruce Springsteen DISCLAIMER: I do not own SNL, though most characters who are not based on real people are original. SECOND DISCLAIMER: This is satire.

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🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!