Legend says, if one sees a tall, skinny, creature, a little bit bended forward with its head looking like an old lamp post,and if one hears heavy, deep breathing especially behind one's back, never and I mean never turn around, one shall ignore its existence. It says that if its existence is ignored the tall creature shall get bored and eventually leave in search for its next victim.

the unexpected journey to the toilet.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."