I haven't seen any of these so here you go also its my first book so don't judge to harshly.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

(Y/n)-chan has just gotten a new job as Roger Doofenshmirtz's secretary. There, she meets the man of her dreams. Read to find out more! (tw: murder, vore)

A monster they call him, Farquaad was at his lowest until one very special person entered his life, you.

Just a few Megamind X (fem) Reader oneshots ⚠️smut warning⚠️ I take any requests so dm me

A Vector x Reader fanfiction I suffered through for my friends. Y/N's life was dull and lonely until they met Vector. Then it changed for the better. Please enjoy this, or don't. I tried to keep the reader as gender-neutral as possible. I'm sorry. Please note: I started to write this a very long time ago, so that is why some events may seem outdated.

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin having rough abusive sex with pablo. 🙄 #1 in "bible" #1 in " holy spirit" #1 in "catholic" #1 in "thebackyardigans" #1 in "christian" #2 in "pablo" #5 in "jesuschrist" #13 in "furries"

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧