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Hagersledge by Beachdad
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After the murder of Mark and Maurice's parents, Susan Peterson, her newlywed husband, and her nephews pack up their things and start new beginnings in an unknown civilization manifested with monsters of every shape and size that have made a living and a life there as a community. Once they smell the new blood in their territory, everyone makes a leaping attempt to kill the family, not ready for what suburban Susan and the rest of her family has in store for Hagersledge and Macabre highschool. With werewolf packs and dangerous faerie forests, this family is hurled into a world they'd never dreamed or feared. It'll only be so long before someone bites the dust.
The Clown Effect by Beachdad
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- The cold interior of the machine loomed in front of me, the coppery smell of the different metals fused together made it slightly more intimidating. My heart was pounding out of my chest and was like a ticking time bomb ready to explode with excitement. I could change her fate. The thought occured in my head over and over. A leather chair was waiting for me inside of the machine with other gadgets. My black converse squeaked on the linoleum floor as I stepped into the machine. I didnt know what would happen, hell, i dont even know how to work the time machine. it didnt matter though, I was desperate for this second chance. - The butterfly effect is a fragile system. One pencil movement could change the world as we know it. When a young man comes back from his time travels, he realized he has more than a pencil to worry about.
Hetalia Chat Room by Maurieller
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What happens when the countries have a online chat room? Bad stuff.. Really really bad stuff. /////copy right to Maurieller, give credit for any content taken\\\\\\
Meet the Baxtards by 3pointt14
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The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.
The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing) by RubixCube89201
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If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!