Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

A group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Taco Bell, Starclan TV, Crazystar, OR GIANT COOKIE INVASIONS OF THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL? *Cough* No. No, it would not. Welcome to our world of random! May starclan light your path. -FrostFire *FINISHED*

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.

*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic! And Tigerstar is... Tigerstar. Hopeclan's made it this far, but can they survive the dark forest's raging need for cupcakes, and outwit mobkit before he turns every birthday party into an annoying sing- along? We're going to need more help than ever! So please like, vote, comment, and follow, becasue we're going to need all the help (And cupcakes) we can get! *THANKS FOR 40K READS, UPDATES EVERY DAY OR TWO!*