For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

If you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)

You have had a crush on shrek since he went to your house to baby sit your nana. But you didnt know he loved you too.

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

hi... i'm nanny plum. i've been sent to hogwarts by my evil mafia parents... because i'm not like other girls... will nanny plum end up in love? what will happen in hogwarts? stay tuned to find out. TT: nannyplumxshrekfanfic

Because who wouldn't want to lick an ogers toes ;))

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.