PJO/HoO Incorrect Quotes

Who doesn't love incorrect quotes?? I just collected a huge bunch of 'em here! Every vote means a lot to me, and I love reading your comments, so please don't hesitate to do so! I know, I know, the cover's very bad (I intended this to be a Riordanverse incorrect quotes book but I am WAY to obsessed with PJO/HoO) so I...