"You're a pile of poop." "You're a fountain of pee." Dialogue Story

Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to reveal in his first book: experiencing a legitimate rage blackout in a Cheesecake Factory; negotiating a tense stand­off with a White House official; crashing a car in front of his entire high school, in an Arby's uniform; projectile vomiting while bartering with a grandmother; and so much more. In Binge, Tyler delivers his best untold, hilariously side-splitting moments with the trademark flair that made him a star.

Taylor is a normal girl from a small town in North Carolina. But when her school goes on a trip to Australia for the summer her life changes. She gets put in a group and you won't believe who the tour guild is...

"I love you, Ashton" I whispered to his sleeping face, being careful so he doesn't hear. Quickly kissing him on the cheek, I run away knowing that he can't know, and he will never know. I'm in love with my bestfriend. "Diana?" Ashton's voice stops me. Tears threaten to fall down, but I push them away. "Yes?" "Could you please call Mel?" He replies. I nod and walk away.

SEXUAL CONTENT 18 AND OLDER ADVISED Luca Vega is a shy, compassionate nerd. He longs to meet his mate, his other half, someone who will accept him and love him for who he is.When he meets Ashley Blakely his quite life spins out if control. Ashley Blakely was a barbie and proud of it. Pink was her favorite color, fashion was her life, and social status was law. She couldn't wait to meet her mate. At least that's what she thought. She knew he would be an alpha, strong built, and every girl would want him. He would dress in designer clothes and they would be the new it couple because she would settle for nothing less. What happens when her mate turns out to be the nerdest of all nerds and the runt of the pack? Well she rejects him of course. Add another woman, some hidden secrets, and life for him takes on a whole new meaning.

I was just another fan to him. I didn't think by sending that one little tweet to Niall Horan, 1/5 of the famous boy band One Direction, my life would change forever. I was nothing special. Just like any other 17 year old girl. Hands touch, eyes meet and apparently, he saw something special in me.

*IN THE PROCESS OF EDITING. (***) STARRED PAGES ARE THE FINISHED PAGES* Her name is Hope Payne. She is 17 and lived in Cali. She was taken in by her step dad after her mom & dad died. One day she ends up living in London with her grandmother to get away. But on her way there she runs into someone, someone special. He makes her life worth wild! And does she found out she has a famous brother? But when everything starts to go up hill, things start to go down hill. Does hope and her mystery boy stay together? Does her step father finally get to have again? Can her brother protect her? Does she leave or stay in London? I guess you will have to wait & see!!

Avery's been through heartbreak and unbearable torture, leaving her emotionally scarred. Her rich older brother, Jason, forces her on a solo trip to Paris for a few weeks. she feels like it's a dream come true. But once she gets on that plane her life changes in an instant. Now she's somehow dragged along with the biggest boy band in the world, travelling to different countries. But Avery falls for one special boy along the way, can she ever love somebody with the past she bares? can she ever trust anyone again? can she love him as much as he loves her? a story packed full of cute romance, humour, suspense and tragedy. it's a fast paced on-the-edge read that'll keep you wanting more.

"You're not allowed to fall in love with him. It's for the saftey of our clients." Easier said then done, When you're pretending to date a member of One Direction. Kayla Blue's life is complicated. With a father who's always coming home late, no mother and no social infulence whatsoever it's no wonder she grows up to act more like a boy than a girl. Yet when she's offered a job, a job to work for the most famous boyband as a bodyguard, she begins to questuion everything she knows about boys.

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