it's in the title ! * all characters are works of s.e. hinton. i don't own them and have only come up with the plots.

Kermit is a business man who has an affair with Elmo while being Engaged to miss piggy😈😭🤪😇😇😱👿😽😽🤝🥰🥰😁🤪😭🥂👉🏼👈🏼😳😳🥵🥶🥵🥶🤯😭 😏 SUMT(maybe) THIs IS A JOKE I swear 🤪😳👿😼 👊🏼👍🏼😈😡🤪👹🤬🥶😳🥳😳🤬😡😏😰🤗🤱🏻🤗🤯😃🤣😂😁😁😡