Shanks had found Luffy annoying from the moment he met him. But all the hot village shawties thought he was a dilf, so he kept Luffy around. What happens when Shanks decides Luffy is no longer useful for pulling hoes?

What if Luffy has a secret relationship that the crew doesn't know about? I do not own the cover picture or one piece that this fanfic is based on.

2025 Edit: don't read this if you're not ready for post pandemic humour and kinda first time writing! You have been warned! Who would have expected something like this to happen. People from different sides and even times have come to a place to watch Luffy and to help find an explanation to why Luffy affects the gods this way. Reaction style, please enjoy :D 1# in future 14.11.2022 (thank you :3) Thank you so much for 10k 22.11.2022 Thank you for 20k 01.12.2022 1# in pirates 09.12.2022 40k 16.12.2022 70k (ty :D) 16.01.2023 We finally did it guys! 100k hit in 17.02.2023! Thank you so much

that man, he did this for his own good?! you've got to be kidding us! Monkey D. Luffy, that boy is somehow a mystery itself. He's more than a man who will become the Pirate King. "at the end, you reveal everything this world have" "everything? don't make me laugh. I'm not revealing anything to you guys." ⚠️WARN: Manga and Anime Spoilers!!⚠️ - all the picture or arts in this book is not mine and credit to the rightful owner. Also, Disclaimer; One Piece is claimed by Eiichiro Oda. I just made a fanfic of it. and the plot is not going to keep still. don't get your hopes high -

- Oh, Torao! I was looking for you. - What's the matter ? - We're all going to play a game! - ... A game ? - Yes, The Werewolves of Miller's Hollow! Everyone is already in the living room and you're the only one left. You're coming ? The Werewolves of Miller's Hollow ? Why not. What could go wrong after all? Nothing, if we forget the little Cupido with a mischievous plan in mind.

Sanji's not in the best of his state right now, as past memories begin to flood his mind after dinner. Leaving him to have a short breakdown in the kitchen on his own. As Zoro wakes up from his nap to grab a snack, he ends up seeing Sanji in a not so happy state. Instead of throwing insults at him, he genuinly feels like he needs to help him, after all he is his nakama...right? cover is not mine (by Irfan-khan) i do not own any characters in this story this is simply a fan-fic this is my first fan-fic so dont expect much <3