Bfb/Tpot/ii Crack book 👀

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TPOT Deathmatch

The 40 contestants are waiting around for the show to start, when Two announces something that they weren't expecting...

BFB and other object shows ||oneshots|| (!!slow updates!!)

I'll be writing one-shots about BFB, Inanimate Insanity, Open Source Objects, etc., and some of my/my gf (Floof_Cube)'s OCs. There will be Fluffs and Limes, but never Lemons. Enjoy!

End (BFB/TPOT)

Tricked, manipulated, scammed. After TPOT 1's beating incident, Two reveals that he was only doing it to go against Four, things only got worse after that, with no way of recovery now how would they survive, their beloved homeland. Gone. They thought they would get limitless power, but instead they got limitless pain.

Four's Pregnancy

Four is pregnant by the cause of X, their soulmate. Four and X have been dating for years and had only recently had sex for the first time but X forgot the condom! rut roh!

Lights, Camera, Adventure! (A Blocky x Taco BFB Story)

Dispute not being close at first, Blocky and Taco became very close friends throughout BFB. After the show had ended, the two moved into the abandoned TV studio, where they worked with Woody on their show. Slowly, the Blocky and Taco realize that they want to be more then just friends, and want to be together for the...

golfball x tennisball Story

tennisball x golfball is amazing

BFB: Murder Mystery || BFB Fanfic & Unofficial Series

Prologue to BFBMM: Battle For BFDI world. As e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ dies, only few will s̶u̶r̶v̶i̶v̶e̶. May the b̶e̶s̶t̶ o̶f̶ l̶u̶c̶k̶ to all of t̶h̶e̶m̶. Who is the m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶e̶r̶? Why are they k̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ the objects in such a s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶f̶i̶c̶ and s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ o̶r̶d̶e̶r̶? ~Author Note~ All of the characters, setti...

Unstable teams [OLD, REWRITING]

Bfb ended after Bfb 14, Then Four and X left the competing grounds and contestants. The teams all delved into chaos, each team dealing with there own promblems. However, before that happened, people began to drop. !Disclaimer! This will contain gore, and I also do not own Bfb, Jacknjellify do.

Object Shippings (Old)

I'll be making my first object shipping story! This book will most likely be filled with random ships I could think of or ships I find cute <3

School Days (ii/bfdi crossover)

an inanimate insanity/battle for dream island crossover human high school au. two schools are merging, and it goes about as well as you'd expect. which is to say not good. discontinued due to a lack of interest and bad experiences in the fandom. read my webcomic instead; if you liked this you'll like it. it's called...

IDFB: Continued - an IDFB fanfic [COMPLETED]

IDFB... one of BFDI's greatest mysteries. Have you ever noticed how in BFB, it's barely ever mentioned? The only reference to it is one mention of the wall teleporter, and the word "Yoyle" is never even said - with the exception of the occasional catchphrase of "Yoylecake!" Not to mention that in the short Paper Towel...

Epidemic || BFB au

⚠️TW: gore, vomit, death, claustrophobia⚠️ Four never meant for this to happen, they truly didn't. They only wanted a nice, innocent contest. But what happens when the contest goes too far? A deadly disease breaks out, and the contestants must try to stay healthy, even while this plague is spreading rapidly. How will...

Blood Stained Crown || BFB/TPOT au

⚠️ WARNING! this story will contain gore, blood, and death! Read at your own risk! ⚠️ The Power of Two. A show made by Two themself, meant to strip Four's precious contestants from them with their godlike abilities. They planned everything so well, nothing could go wrong. But what happens when the contestants refuse...

tree learns how it feels to chew 5 gum (BFB CRACK BOOK 2)

-Thumbnail made by @angrypretzelsticks- henlo welcome to my personal bfb hell . . . . . . also tree is daddy

BFB Oneshots And Fanfics Y'all!

I am going to attempt to write oneshots...this won't end well. Let's try to stay away from NSFW please.

BFDI - The Hunger Games

Basically me playing around with Hunger Game simulators. Feel Free to request a theme.

BFB Singing Part 1

I will be doing a part 2 soon but for now I hope you enjoy! ❤ P.S: these characters will be in more than 1 song(s)

Survivor: BFB (Old)

Four brings 18 contestants to a remote island outside of Yoyleland to compete in a game where they battle the elements and each other for a chance to win $1,000,000. Who will become the sole survivor? Find out on Survivor: BFB! 39 Days 18 People 1 Survivor AN: I wrote this as a teen, and does not reflect my current th...

[COMPLETED] It's Only Platonic...

This is in Sophomore year in a humanized AU, the same AU where Foldy and Stapy are together. TB had a crush on GB for a looooong time now and still is convinced that GB only likes him in a platonic way.

x finds out his TRUE value // bfb 4x

x has always felt upset that they don't know what their value is. whenever four tries to help them, something unexpected happens. this is a fucking joke i swear..

Lost in my mind - A BFB Horror Story

NOTE: This has been discontinued for a long time. Please go look at my active inanimate insanity horror fanfic on my account, @SPARKRIZZLE Time for a new description, this used to be called His gentle hand and was a 4x story but I rebranded it to a BFB horror story but still containing 4x moments. This story contains...

[ "Defective" ] | BFB/TPOT fanfic [canceled]

Ekura no longer works on this book, nothing happened i just didn't want to add unnecessary work for him, regardless you should still follow him! :] [follow ekura on twitter @ekura123] [] Subjects were made in this facility, separated into categories and put into life threatening experiments. They know they can't do mu...

Overtaken - a BFB/II2 fanfic (very slow updates)

WARNING! This fanfiction is the latest in a series of books that I've written. You MUST read all of the previous books first for this one to make any sense. They are, in order: - Crossing Over - IDFB: Continued - CO Short Stories (at a minimum, read the chapters labeled [Canon]) You can find them all on this account...

Invasion of the Lipstick With Legs

Chaos rises as a mysterious Lipstick with Legs arrives and causes havoc everywhere, leaving destruction in its wake. It's up to Gaty, Jasmine, and Silverstream to save their friends from this madness.

BFB Hunger Games [COMPLETED]

Exactly what it sounds like. All 64 BFB contestants, put into an arena. Last one standing wins the BDFI. Why? Idk. Inspired by the book "Survive" by @ClownTownUSA

Crossing Over - A BFB/II2 fanfic [COMPLETED]

There are dozens of object shows out there, each one in its own little universe, almost never touching each other. But what would happen if objects from one universe traveled to another? *I've given a user who wishes to remain anonymous permission to crosspost this story to AO3. (Crossing Over got crossed over between...

BFB: Despair Rising

Conflict between Four and Two spark again after the very day X was taken back by Four. X is being split into two, scared of hurting Four by going with Two, and scared of more danger for him, Two and Four if he stays! His relationships with the two numbers become stronger, making it harder to make a choice. But in the...

Powerless || BFB fanfic [COMPLETED]

Contestants and Exitors alike are attending a party when a freak accident occurs, and some of them find themselves with strange, new powers. Was it really an accident, though? Shenanigans ensue as these 32 objects learn to control their abilities. Cover created by the wonderful @ZestyZapz!

Teardrop's Secret

Teardrop has to keep a huge secret, having a connection with the afterlife, it makes her stronger. She must face the awful life ahead of her.