"．．Ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｅ， ｙａ ｇｉｒｌ．" [ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ / ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] Lights flickering on the two stood staring at each other. Balancing the pizza box in her hands, the girl stared into the black holes of the mask. "So..want some coffee?" 〉In which a gen z college student whose been surrounded by the paranormal all her life somehow makes friends with killers.〈 〉Half crack fic half not. 〈

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞ ━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am. [ al-haitham x fem!reader ] [ college au ] [ chatfic/textfic ]