Chanel Daniels isn't your average 19 year old, she lives with her brother and works at a bar. Well maybe she sounds like an ordinary girl at first, but with one fateful encounter with a loaded jerk at the bar turns everything around. Chanel being the hard headed girl she is tells the jerk off for acting rudely to her. The father of the jerk, sees this and offers her an amazing offer. A million dollars for one year of marriage with the jerk so that she could whip him into shape. At the end of the year will Chanel come out with more than one million dollars? Or will she lose everything she's ever known? What the hell did she get herself into once she signed on the dotted line? {{thanks for getting my story to 450K }} #22 in humour

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

The continuous story of Arleen Payne struggling to do everything right with out making anything wrong • Sequel to Little Rebel

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?