About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out and vote this election! Good luck to all americans out there 10/22/20: We are #1 in #ihatetrump! Thank you for all the reads, votes, and comments, all my friends are so concerned:)) 10/24/20 we are #1 in Democrat! Aaaa I am about to scream idk because there's 4 men breaking into my house or the fact that my book is too good 10/24/20: we are #1 in greenparty, ndp, liberal, and joebiden2020 woohoo! 11/5/20 WE GOT 1K VEIWS LETS GO BABYYY 07/17/21 5K VIEWS WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO 05/10/22 10K VIEWS I CANT BELIEVE IT

Spicy

SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP

im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

It is in the title luv xx happy reading!

Boris and peppa have the time of their lives 😏😏 others join the party 😏👅

DON'T EXPECT GOOD WRITING 2 leaders of 2 countries, speak the same language but different, will the hardships of being leaders distance them, or bring them closer together. Find out In this book! Created: 3rd February 2020 4:24am lmao Art credit: @cooperativecallosity on insta and wattpad Said I should write a small paragraph into a book: @ a friend idk the wattpad of lmao