"we're just friends!" lower case intended started: 19/06/2020 #2 in wroetoshaw #8 in zerka #19 in harrylewis

its so cliché, but i fell in love with my best friend. 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 harry lewis falls in love with his best friend, who he's been sleeping with for months; basically living out the movies he's hated on for years. 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐰 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜 #1 in 'harry lewis' - 14th july 2022 #1 in 'sidemen' - 24th july 2022 #3 in 'miniminter' - 17th july 2022 #3 in 'tbjzl' - 25th july 2022 #2 in 'friends with benefits' - 30th july 2022 #1 in 'behzinga' - 6th august 2022 #1 in vikkstar123' - 23rd august 2022 #1 in 'simonminter' - 30th august 2022 100K reads on 31st august ! started: 10th November 2021 finished: 15th July 2022

"See? I told you, all you have to do is get your head in the game," "Will you please stop quoting High School Musical and just fucking kiss me already?" ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ Arabella is naturally gifted at most things, but football isn't one of them. Harry teaches her how to play when she gets invited to join the Sidemen Charity Match. AKA the Charity Match fic nobody asked for ( Harry x Fem ! OC ) ( social media x real life ) ( started 15th January 2025 ) ( finished 23rd February 2025 ) 🥇 in wroetoshaw

"Hermione granger is undoubtedly the most irritatingly opinionated, patronizing, overbearing, excruciatingly optimistic ad self righteous human being I've ever met but there's something about her that draws you in, something golden." -D.M. This fic will begin during fifth year, will follow Draco's initiation and journey of being a death eater and follow through post battle of Hogwarts. It will loosely follow some canon events (timelines/dates may not be identical). Please take time to read the tags, while this story does contain some lighter moments and humor it does have a darker tone to it. WARNING : mentions of abuse, graphic depictions of violence, self harm and mentions of suicide.

"If you weren't so important to The Dark Lord, I'd kill you right now" "If I still had my wand, you'd be dead already" Nine years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the war rages on. Voldemort is triumphant, but The Order continue to fight. Whilst on a rescue mission, Hermione Granger is captured and taken to The Dark Lord. When he cannot uncover her memories, or any secrets he can use to stamp The Order out once and for all, she's given to the most skilled Legillimens within his army.

BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

"Usually I make people sign an NDA." "I won't tell if you won't." Cecilia Vaughn is the world's biggest pop star, her latest album, Secrets, Sex & Lies, dominating the charts. To the world, she's untouchable-glamorous, confident, and endlessly desired. But behind the bright lights and sold-out stadiums, she numbs her pain with fleeting encounters, still haunted by the loss of her teenage sweetheart. When a rising artist joins her European tour, Cecilia expects another temporary distraction. But then she meets his best friend, internet sensation George Clarke-a man who refuses to be just another name on her list. George sees past her carefully crafted image to the woman beneath. And he wants more than just a night. But Cecilia's heart is still chasing a ghost. And some wounds don't heal under the spotlight.

Chris Dixon never expected to see Avery Rae again not after she moved away in Year 8 without a goodbye. But when they reunite at a mutual friend's wedding, the familiarity is there, along with the weight of years apart. As they navigate old memories and the people they've become, Chris wonders if some connections are never truly lost.

Tara Jordan is one of America's top female YouTubers, practically the most successful in the field behind Logan Paul and Mr Beast. To help boost her popularity and extend her audience outside of just the US, her manager, scheming with the Sidemen's own team, proposes a plan: Date one of the UK's biggest YouTube personalities. Let the public think her relationship with Harry Lewis is real for at least a year, then stage a messy break-up for publicity. But what happens when Tara actually finds herself falling for her fake boyfriend? FEMALE OC x HARRY LEWIS (WROTEOSHAW) -FAKE DATING STARTED: 30 JANUARY, 2025 COMPLETED: 14 MARCH, 2025

ੈ✩‧₊˚𝑾𝒉𝒐'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕?*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ "Sorry just say that again." "Oh for fucks sake, I owe Mr Beast a favour." 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 an american pop star prepares to perform at the sidemen charity football match, and starts to enjoy the company of one of the players.