HAHAHA I'M BAAAACKK I've been on like a Wattpad hiatus for like...I think a year idk 💀 but I'm back now: and what's a better comeback than a throwback to the old times: Countryhumans. I fell out of interest in it for a long while, but I've been sucked down the rabbit hole again. However, just because I'm back on Wattpad, it doesn't mean that I'm gonna be back here, writing frequently. Most of my other well-written fanfic (which is non-CH) will be on my AO3 Most of my stuff on Wattpad will either be CH or some other crack writing...so be sure to check my other stuff out. (Now for the ACTUAL book description) ********* The Soviet Union and America: like oil and water. Capitalism, communism, incompatible. This was especially true during the intense years of the Cold War. But, the two nations have to talk to each other anyway, for the sake of diplomacy and the like. Usually, their negotiations or even simple discussions on whether tea or coffee was better would turn into heated debates with no progress whatsoever. But one day, one of their conversations goes...surprisingly well. What comes next in their relations? (Contains Smut ;))

Poland is a country with an unpleasant history and many conflicts. Now with the fall of communism, he has managed to pull through the difficult times and move on from the trauma of the WWII. Currently all of his cities were fully rebuilt and he himself had long ago recovered from the physical damage that was inflicted upon him. Making new steps to what he hopes will be 'the better future', he joins NATO and starts working at another organisation called the 'EU'. There's just one, small problem - His boss is the very same guy who tried to kill him. General description: This is a slow burn romantic "comedy"... Or at least I'm attempting to turn it into a comedy but unfortunately I've been gifted with a German (also known as nonexistent) sense of humour. If you're looking for a less stereotypical and slightly more realistic take on gerpol/polger, then this is probably the right book for you!

Não eu escrevendo fanfic em coisas que eram pra ser engraçadas. Na realidade isso seria mais várias one-shots no mesmo universo mas dá pro gasto. URSS, um sátiro, acaba envolvendo-se com T. Reich, um padre. e fará de tudo para que sua vida seja mais quente que o inferno. dedicado a fasc seu degenerado.

[Loosely based on the movie of the same name] Britain and USSR have been married for almost 10 years now. It's a surprise that the two get along, and it's their blossoming love for one another is an even bigger surprise. But no matter, they complete each other. ...Or at least that's what they thought. 10 years can do a lot to you, and the true colours of a person could surely show after that long. Bickering became their everyday routine, and they were close to a divorce. Perhaps a sudden surprise 'gift' from America can salvage their marriage. ---------------------------------------------- (02/24/22): - #2 on ussrxuk - #4 on greatbritain (03/09/22): - #2 on gayfamily - #8 on ussr ----------------------------------------------

Only stories with Germany x other countrys. Contain: smut, fluff, sad storys, sweet storys, Au's , and more..... 》》》》Im Done im out 《《《《

Countryhumans fic - Russia x Germany Germany finds himself working overtime again. He never means to, but work was piling up, and he needed to get it done. Even if it means walking home in the dark, accompanied by passing gangs and whoever else was stupid enough to walk around at that hour.

Straight up Rusger. All the way Rusger. The whole thing's gonna start with them getting engaged so yeah- Also, Ger's practically a trap here xd Don't ask til u read-

What do emperors do best? Rule, of course. Enforce, command, and conquer. Russian Empire is described by many negative adjectives: Proud, arrogant, belligerent, and constantly on the brink of offence. He's aggressive and powerful, and always waving his flag, but everyone, including himself, knows the real Tsar; just plain, boring, mean, and snobbish. It's clear that nobody wants to come close to the fussy emperor of all Russia's. Who is German Empire? A retired general who is made of steel only welded with wax. Civilian life gnaws at his weakest points and no amount of defiance, fiery determination, or brute force could help. Fitting in painfully into the beat of calm society had caused him to draw away and seclude. Those with whom he still communicates know that his crafty nature, ambitious planning, and strong leadership skills could potentially propel him forward to become a modern hero. Emperors like to be special and unique. They prefer to be in their own domain and don't enjoy a 'friendly' competition. What do you expect once they meet and arbitrarily start to talk? Well, nothing short of a nuclear blast. There is a race to conquer--land, power, and hearts. Who will be victorious? The Tsar or the Kaiser?

One thing I noticed in this fandom. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH RUSGER. and I'm probably not a good choice to do this, but ehhh my hand slipped. Requests are currently CLOSED(Im so sorry ;-;)

A gentleman who was engaged to a materialistic cheater whom that would step on his heart for life. his thoughts wondering if he had gotten the right person, Every night he dreams regarding his typical lover but yet to find. the wedding was in 2 weeks and he had to act fast. He needs an answer, before it's too late... - This story is on Britain's side of view -