This is Kimura. He hates romance. He thinks that romance is something they made up because they won't love someone without a reason. For example, a great chin, or a big chest. On the other hand, we have Chiharu, Kimura's best friend. She loves romance. She thinks that romance happen naturally, and may have a crush on Kimura, who knows? But whatsoever, this pretty dumb story shall continue, with absolutely no love intended, only a good friendship. Because Love Is Bad, Isn't It?

Before all of this you use to be a man but suddenly after a less tragic accident you have taken the role as one of the main heroines of the series Date A Live as Tohka Yatogami. What are you going to do now? (CrackFic) {SPOILER WARNING!! If you haven't read the light novels! I highly suggest you read them before reading this fic.} Ranks: (7/01/2021) - Date A Live #1 (7/03/2021) - Date A Live #1 (7/12/2021) - Date A Live #1 (12/12/2021) - Genderbend #7 (1/16/2022) - Tohka #1 (1/16/2022) - TohkaYatogami #1 (4/19/2022) - Sliceoflife #66 (4/21/2022) - Sliceoflife #57 (5/31/2022) - Sliceoflife #22 (2/19/2023) - Genderbend #2 (3/16/2023) - Comedy #6 (6/20/2023) - Isekai #3 (6/22/2023) - Reincarnated #1 (1/12/2024) - Date A Live #2 (3/25/2025) - Date A Live #2 (3/27/2025) - Date A Live #1 Table Of Contents: Season 1: Chapter 1-4 Tohka Dead End Arc Chapter 5-8 Yoshino Puppet Arc Chapter 9-13 Kurumi Killer Arc Chapter 14-16 Itsuka Sister Arc Special Arc (Canon) Chapter 17-23 Rinne Utopia Arc Season 2: Chapter 24-28 Yamai Tempest Arc Chapter 29-32 Miku Lily Arc Chapter 32-??? Miku Truth Arc Special Arc (Canon) ???-??? Mayuri Judgement Arc I don't own Date A Live, everything is own by Kōshi Tachibana! **THIS IS NOT A YAOI OR YURI STORY**