Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Callisa wins a invitation to the Scyo music Christmas masquarade (from Tiger Beat contest) not know who was going to be there (One Direction her fav band) and that after that night she would be so determined to find her mystery guy.

She's the sister of 1/5 of the worlds biggest boyband. He's her brothers best friend. They weren't supposed to work but they did. That was until they didn't. Left broken after being betrayed by the boy she loves, Lucie Styles attempts to pull her life back together. But when she's hit by another bombshell, will it all become too much?

Aria Beliza just moved to London with her best friend Alison Richards. They're here to live, gain experience, and enjoy life like typical college students do. However, there's something that sets the girls aside from the typical college student. Aria and Alison's next door neighbor happens to be Niall Horan of One Direction. And despite all of her fears, Aria lets her walls down and lets Niall into her heart. After all, there is only ever one truly destined direction. Cover made by JustLittleAlyssa.

Skylar Harris makes a trip to London, England after her parents die in a gondola accident back in Italy. She meets One Direction's Harry Styles (though she has no idea who he is or who One Direction is), who takes her into his home. She'll learn how to move on and what it means to have true friends.

Beatrice is on the run because she has something that is rare, valuable and very useful for someone wanting all of her father's wealth, but when she enlists the help of 5 boys, hoping to make it easier to keep safe it just gets... harder. I'm horrible at summaries but please give my story a chance. Thanks. And this awesome cover was made by @Soundless_Shadow!