I have a VERY dirty mind

20 dirty pick up lines you should use on your crush! SaltyCookie Production

Welcome to my book of amazing insults. The purpose of this story is to show people you can defend yourself using words.

-Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

dirty pick up lines for your veiwing pleasure I will accept requests on pick up lines anytime. my best friends @O2Llover_123 and @rubyssistter will also take your requests and give them to me

Person: your a jerk Me: nice insult, Hannah Montana

✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. 13th September 2016- Completed 13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour 16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour 13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background* 3rd March 2017- 76k reads!

For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you. Ps: don't kill me

this book is about pick up lines,burns & jokes etc.