"Look, I know they were just messing around, but it always made me so flustered! Who gets flustered over gay jokes about you and your best friend?" Kyle's crush on Stan has lasted for years, and with the help of a familiar face, Kyle agrees to an extremely unconventional and high-stakes plan to put an end to the (true...
Craig never expected Tweek to break up with him. Hell he never even considered the possibility of them breaking up. But it happened and Tweek pulled the trigger that killed their relationship. Kyle didn't mean to confess. He was just so annoyed and fed up with Stan always being with Wendy. Stan rejecting him wasn't so...
Craig Tucker thought adulthood would be better than childhood, but here he is. The manager of a fast food restaurant, stuck in South Park. The only thing he's grateful for is getting out of his parents' house, and getting an apartment with childhood best friend, Clyde. Here he is. Twenty-Two and still a virgin...
