Welcome to the life of a teenager - she's loud, rambunctious, and most likely failing her classes. Microphone has always wanted to play in a band, on a stage where billions could watch her perform, as she gives out autographs to the crowd - but that's all just a dream, one that'll probably make it on the "discarded" list. She doesn't enjoy school, because they don't teach what she wants to learn. Is there a point in her attending if the teachers are assholes, and the students constantly pick on her for being herself? Stupid, it is. Follow the life of various highschoolers - such as Fan and Lightbulb, who wish to make a successful blog together, but it all backfires when the gossip they've been spreading all crashes down on them, and now suddenly, everyone in the school is giving them dirty looks, and not even their friends want to talk to them. Maybe you want to get to know Knife, and his journey on tackling his problems outside of school, like getting into fights that weren't his, or being out later than he was meant to. Would you like to listen to Tissues story? You might want to understand how he feels being in the hospital for most of highschool year, being isolated from people who he wants to call friends, but can't. They don't know him - due to how absent he is, everyone has basically forgotten that he goes here, and gets brushed off like a speck of dust on the kitchen counter. You'd feel like a burden. Highschool is different for everyone. Come along, and listen to the perspectives of each character - take a look inside their minds, and see what they go through. You might just discover things that nobody else knows - or not. It's up to you to continue along. TW: VIOLENCE VULGAR LANGUAGE VOMIT SUICIDAL REFERENCES/MENTIONS GORE (occasional..) MENTIONS/REFERENCES OF SEXUAL ACTIVITIES REFERENCES/MENTIONS OF ALCOHOLIC USE highschool au, humanized - enjoy the fanfiction!

Four has announced a new, and deadly challenge. Will anyone even survive? (NSFW - Swearing, Blood, and Gore and of course, Violence.) (All art is by me, and assets belong to jacknjellify!) Hoo shoot, #4 in BFDI within 10 days! ^^^ That was outdated, so here we go. 1K READS WITHIN 2 WEEKS?! AAAAAA Published : August 10, 2020.

What if One had her own show? A bright flash blinded all of the contestants, covering them with a white light. Suddenly, Two, X and Four were nowhere to be seen, gone without a trace left behind. In their place stood another blue Algebralian. Similar to the old hosts...but different. The newcomer giggled, smiling before introducing themselves as One. From now on, they'd be playing THEIR game, whether they liked it or not. The first and only challenge? Survive. 18/01/25 THANKS FOR 1K READS!! 3/03/25 #1 in BFDI! (THANK YOU SO MUCH!) - Cover art made by me (some assets found in the BFDI wiki) More tags will be added as we see more characters! TW! Warning for: Gore (no blood, objects don't have blood), Death, Manipulation, Kidnapping and Blackmail

when the food is free has a group chat SHIPS INCLUDED: -polY-lime/poly-tea (obviously 1) -penstal (obviously 2) -dangerdark (obviously 3) -stapoldy (obviously 4) -mentioned past tacobell -friesotp -craybook -zenity -mentioned amapuff

nickel somehow got himself in 2 competitions! bfb and I.I he had been managing too work in the 2 shows as different people for a while now but it started to get more difficult as time went on for example sometimes the challenges from each show would be days appart or HELL EVEN HOURS? how would he manage that?! and will the others catch on into it?

Dont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to cringe at in two years. 3/17/20 Edit: okay I'm making the actual description now rather than saying how horribly bad this is going to turn out. This dumpster fire is basically about a bunch of gay(or bi) objects texting each other and being gay. Also there's a crossover because why not. Yay! Btw if you're a little eight or nine year old who cant stand cursing then dont read anything passed the first page. Pls I marked this as mature for a reason. But if you dont care go on ahead 4/26/20 Edit: Thank you guys for 1k views like wow what are you guys doing with your life but also thank you guys so much for reading this. I honestly thought this book was just gonna be a waste of space in the sea of actually good bfb fanfics here but I guess I was kinda wrong huh? That sounded depressing but whatever, thank you guys so much.

After a long, hard fought battle for The Power of Two, the members of Team8s are ready to start the next chapter of their lives. As some of them start dating and even get married, the team realizes their strong bond. So eventually, the idea of having them continue to live together during this next stage of their lives was brought up, and everyone thought that it was an amazing idea. As they continue to live together, some of them even starting to expand their own families, how will the chaos of their household hold up? Ships include: - Pin x Coiny x Needle (CoinPineedle) - Barf Bag x Donut (Barfnut) - Saw x Gaty (Sawty)

After many challenges and scarring experiences for his , Mephone thinks that his contestants need to meet others who have had experiences similar to theirs. After mysteriously meeting Four and X, he hears about how some have had similar experiences to his contestants and want them all want them to meet each other so they can both feel what it's like to be hosts again. After much persuasion, OJ lets Mephone and Four run the hotel for the time being while all everyone stays there. With about 90 contestants and only 2 hosts and 3 co-hosts, surely crazy things are to happen. Especially with the drama already going on and secret evils in the waiting... (There will be object shipping in this, so please don't hate my ships, I wrote this story purely for fun so please be gentle! This is also in a human AU) (Cover and Drawings all done by me! Please don't use without my consent! BFB owned by JacknJellify, Inanimate Insanity owned by AnimationEpic.)

i just fricked a wall and it feeled good (swear warning)

*PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION FULLY* --------- 2024 EDIT: I've been busy with college, but as of writing this a lot of chapters have been re-written & I need to polish them up before updating entirely. There are a LOT of aspects of this book that have been genuinely hard to re-do, and I haven't kept up with object shows since 2021(?), so I have no idea of how any of the characters act anymore which only adds to my frustration & difficulty. I'm sorry if any of this book comes off as gross or offensive, it was a different time and I was a child who didn't know what they were writing in the moment. :,/ Thank you for reading, even in 2024 when Ao3 is the superior website. I'll see you guys soon. ❤ --------- You need Mesothelioma to read this. --------- Welcome to the billionth BFB oneshot book! --------- ~HIGHEST RANKS:~ #2 in BFDI #9 in objectshows #17 in bfb