This is a oneshot book, I basically put books here and such so feel free to request! There will be a request page so PLEASE request in there! Thank you! REMINDERS: I do not own Inanimate Insanity, BFB, TPOT, OR ANY OTHER OBJECT SHOW. THIS IS JUST FANFICTION. CREDITS TO THE ONES WHO HAVE CREATED THE OBJECT SHOWS AND LOVE TO THEM BECAUSE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAPPENING WITHOUT THEIR HARD WORK. THANK YOU OWNERS! NOW ENJOY READING

hello stranger! (or not a stranger, you never know!) if you were unable to interpret the title, this is a oneshot book revolving around inanimate insanity and bfb/tpot! (recent additions are ONE and The Nightly Manor wowie!!) what you'll see in here will be fluffy, usually angsty oneshots my update schedule is wack so bare with me there'll be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters that i think need them and i'll occasionally be taking requests! (if you want to make one check the first page!!) these oneshots are now being edited by my absolutely wonderful partner who i love very much hehe <3 if that seemed up your alley then i can't wait for you to tag along on the strange journey this book has brought me on! have a lovely day and enjoy!! - vee

I'll be making my first object shipping story! This book will most likely be filled with random ships I could think of or ships I find cute <3

[REQUESTS BACK OPEN!] Another way to improve my crappy writing haha forgive me what's allowed :> - fluff - smut - angst - swearing - humanization what's not allowed - ageplay (bc wtf) - extreme bdsm - abuse - gore, scat, piss - rape, noncon

Contestants and Exitors alike are attending a party when a freak accident occurs, and some of them find themselves with strange, new powers. Was it really an accident, though? Shenanigans ensue as these 32 objects learn to control their abilities. Cover created by the wonderful @ZestyZapz!

A compilation of BFB, TPOT, II, and OSO ships (since they're the only ones I've seen) suggested by you guys. Read the rules and get to suggesting.

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤