This is a book full of things that people I know (or don't know) in real life have said! I'm sharing these because they can be great out of context. Edit: in retrospect a lot of these aren't actually that funny or required a wall of text giving the context necessary to find it funny, so the better ones are now marked...
------------------------------------- Rest Well Technoblade (Discontinued) The Gaming God (Technoblade x reader) [Ending 1: Technoblade] !!Reader goes by She/her and They/them in this story!! You can make up your own description.... . ALSO! If you don't like my stories, the way I write, what/who I w...