[updated summary as of 2025]: hey so this is actually really bad, and I don't recommend reading it. Just keep in mind that like a 11/12 year old wrote this and it most certainly sucks. each one-shot is longer than 2,000 words! hope you enjoy! Requests are open! :)

"𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒖𝒈𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒇." "..𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒚.. 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒏." "𝒘-𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕!? 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌, 𝒌𝒐𝒌𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒃𝒐𝒖! 𝒊 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌!" "𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝐦𝐫. 𝒌𝒐𝒌𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒃𝒐𝒖.." - -semi-crackfic, everything is a joke‼️ -variousxfem!reader -plot deviance -lowercase intended