Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Beacon Hills, California is known through out the supernatural world. That's why Arden finds herself drawn to the small town. She packs up her things and says goodbye to her work-alcoholic mother to move in with her dad. Arden doesn't have to worry saying goodbye to any friends because her mom always thought it was safer for her to be home schooled. Arden thought that moving would make her feel more at home, which it does, but, now, she realizes she has to keep a lot of secrets. Her dad has no idea about what she can do and she plans to keep it that way. She knew high school would be a new adventure, but she never expected herself to become friends with a thunder kitsune right away. Arden is able to keep her secret hidden, but when her new friends start to pry into her life, she finds it almost impossible to keep it quiet. cover by: @sighstiles

I'm the kind of girl who checks for murderers hiding in the shower. That might sound weird to the normal person that you probably are, but when you have lived the life I have in the short time I've lived it, then you would be a little paranoid too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rosalyn has never been normal, even in a world filled with werewolves, fae, elementals, and vampires. When she was five, Rosa discovered she had powers inherited from her father. Now Rosalyn and her mother are on the run from being that are out to use her powers for evil. When they enter a new town, more drama follows. What kind of drama? Read and find out.

Aurora Wilson thought she was just a normal teenager, until an unexplainable incident last year where she discovers a hidden power. Afraid of what she can do, Aurora decides to make a fresh start at Elswood High, and she attempts to lead a normal life. But she should have known can never be normal again. Aurora is a Summoner, someone who is able to call upon spirits. How will she survive this dangerous new world? Or win the heart of Issic, the boy who is as mysterious as herself?